humany-whomany: snap-crackle-death: hetaliafantasy: dat-pimp-arthur: thesupercoolamerican: onthewingsofinnocence: himapapaftw: bubblesofrinia: -Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it. -Pineapple. -But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as- -Pineapple. -But sir- -Pine. Apple. english stop being a special snowflake English: The Hipster Language -In Hawaii- “Mr. Jones, what do you make of this fruit?” It’s got pines n’ shit on it! Where’d it come from? “That tree.” Oh, so it’s n’ apple then! :D “No, sir, not all fruits that come from trees are—” IDEA! Let’s call it a ‘PINEAPPLE’! ;D “But Mr. Jones, everyone else calls them ananas—” Fuck you. I like pineapples better. Don’ I jus’ have the best ideas?? nvdfkmfkm DAT ALFRED COMMENTARY Alfred is so special Pineapples don’t grow on trees Actualy, in BRAZILIAN portuguese, we call that “abacaxi”.

humany-whomany:

snap-crackle-death:

hetaliafantasy:

dat-pimp-arthur:

thesupercoolamerican:

onthewingsofinnocence:

himapapaftw:

bubblesofrinia:

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.

-Pineapple.

-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-

-Pineapple.

-But sir-

-Pine. Apple.

english stop being a special snowflake

English: The Hipster Language

-In Hawaii-

“Mr. Jones, what do you make of this fruit?”

It’s got pines n’ shit on it! Where’d it come from?

“That tree.”

Oh, so it’s n’ apple then! :D

“No, sir, not all fruits that come from trees are—”

IDEA! Let’s call it a ‘PINEAPPLE’! ;D

“But Mr. Jones, everyone else calls them ananas—”

Fuck you. I like pineapples better.

Don’ I jus’ have the best ideas??

nvdfkmfkm

DAT ALFRED COMMENTARY

Alfred is so special

Pineapples don’t grow on trees

Actualy, in BRAZILIAN portuguese, we call that “abacaxi”.

(Source: cl0udchaser)